Tuesday, April 2, 2013

When it Rains on Vacation

When it rains on vacation, ______


- pose amidst wet Art, wet Vespas, and wet cobblestones.


- check out the bike lane and discuss the attributes of the bikes you'll buy when you're home. 


- speculate as to which century Education resembled the façade of the Bolzano School Museum.  


- dream about pink lemonade and sherbert.    


 - comment on how cute it is that Nemo and his dad are spending time together every time they get anywhere near each other at the Naturmuseum Südtirol.


-  realize that you now know what Homer Simpson's brain looks like. 


- contemplate your existence.  


- marvel at radial symmetry.


- stare Death in the face at the Municipal (Stadt) Museum.


 - play scary make believe.  

 

- try to win a Krampus photo contest. 


- warm up next to some fancy Kachelofen.  


- order "ein Stück Tiramisu, bitte," and then look unhappy?


- smile in front of the Mussolini-commissioned Fascist victory monument and a twisty tree.  Later, find the translation of the Latin inscription and shudder a little bit.  The values of research, I'll tell ya. 
 

 - bask in the beauty of perfectly brilliant yellow flowers. 


- remember that you still have obligations to a bridge in Salzburg.    

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